MF-novel #977 - As for offspring, keep changing them, the next one will be better.
#977 - As for offspring, keep changing them, the next one will be better.
Peng Demon King had already mastered the correct diplomatic skills.
Kneeling before Chu Hao, he put on an appearance of a dead pig unafraid of boiling water, just being obedient!
As long as I admit defeat quickly enough, getting beaten won't catch up to me!
The group of minor demon gods, seeing the Peng Demon King, the leader of the Demon Alliance, being so shameless, were so angry that they gnashed their teeth.
"This is too much! Great Sage King must have recognized Prison God Chu Hao long ago, he just didn't want to remind us, he just wanted us to suffer this misfortune!"
"Damn it, as the dignified leader of the Demon Alliance, how could Great Sage King kneel before him, and even surrender without a fight, it's too much!"
"It's over, I can't go home for dinner tonight..."
"Waaah, waaaah, waaaah, it's our turn, we're doomed, we're doomed!"
Great Sage King heard the whispering of the minor demon gods, but he was not moved by it at all.
Instead, he kowtowed to Chu Hao a few more times!
"Emperor, I'm wishing you an early New Year, I'll even kowtow for next year too!"
"You can beat me if you want, little demon will definitely not fight back, nor will I retort, come on, don't show me any mercy!"
Great Sage King directly lay on the ground, opened his belly, looking like he was ready to be hammered.
The minor demon gods, seeing this, were not polite at all!
They moved in perfect unison, all stepping forward.
One spiraled up into the sky, one spun and landed, knees slamming hard in front of Chu Hao!
The minor demon gods had none of the arrogant aura from just now, each and every one of them respectfully shouted:
"Wishing Prison God Boss an early New Year, we little ones have eyes but couldn't recognize Mount Tai, Boss, kick us hard!"
What the superiors do, the subordinates follow, their Great Sage King was already kneeling flat before Chu Hao, what were they embarrassed to kneel for?
It's no big deal, I have my own secrets!
This is the Demon Alliance's special path to survival!
When the Peng Demon King established the Demon Alliance, they had already understood the situation.
The demon race was now at the mercy of others, although they established the Demon Alliance, they were already half under the control of the Western Heavens.
If they wanted to survive, direct confrontation was not advisable.
Chu Hao, seeing the crowd of the Demon Alliance kneeling in a row before him, couldn't help but sigh.
"Why bother? Wouldn't it be better to just take a beating for nothing?"
The minor demon gods all grinned obsequiously.
"Ah, hahaha, Emperor, what are you saying, out of nowhere, are we not allowed to be beaten by you, Emperor?"
"That's right, this demon's name is Hu Jiao, gender male, hobby is getting beaten, Emperor, beat me again!"
"Come on, come on, don't show us any mercy, we can lie down together, let Emperor beat us in various styles, beat us however you want!"
"Although our heads aren't very bright, we're shameless! Emperor, you can beat us as you please!"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't be polite, today it's buy one get one free, beat us as you please, beat us as you please!"
Obviously, although the minor demons' brains were not bright, their desire to survive was strong!
When they learned that this one before them was actually the rumored Prison God of the Three Realms, they naturally became completely shameless.
Just kidding, who doesn't know that the Prison God of the Three Realms is a killing god living in the Heavenly Court, a demon god of the righteous path!
It's better to offend anyone, even to chase after the Jade Emperor's daughter, than to have any intention of opposing the Prison God of the Three Realms.
The Demon Alliance used to have many awesome and arrogant individuals.
But since Chu Hao became the Prison God of the Three Realms, enforcing the law in the Three Realms, killing without burying, many of the Demon Alliance have been slaughtered.
Even many of their offspring have been slaughtered by Chu Hao.
The might of the Prison God, they had already experienced it, it was a fear that penetrated deep into their souls, lingering and unshakeable.
Chu Hao looked at the Demon Alliance's minor demon gods, shamelessly kneeling before him, and for a moment lost the interest in a great battle.
But Chu Hao still wanted these young men to stand up, at least have a little dignity.
Otherwise, Chu Hao would be embarrassed to take them to the Law Enforcement Hall as frontline soldiers.
Chu Hao pointed to the Wave Moon Cave, where Tang Sanzang was still frantically slaughtering their offspring.
"Don't you want to save your offspring? Those are your children, don't you want to stand up and fight me?"
"For the sake of your offspring, you should stand up and fight me to the death, shouldn't you?"
Chu Hao tried to get the Demon Alliance to cherish their kinship and stand up to fight!
However, Chu Hao's encouragement, when heard by everyone,
The Demon Alliance members looked at each other, and all laughed heartily, laughing so boldly!
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth, "What are you laughing at?"
Peng Demon King said bluntly:
"Hahahaha! Emperor, you're really joking, it's our offspring's honor to become Tang Sanzang's punching bags!"
Chu Hao staggered, almost falling down.
What the hell?
"Is your Demon Alliance so kind?"
The others in the Demon Alliance also nodded and echoed with a smile:
"Emperor, you really think too highly of us, how could we turn against you for those few useless offspring?"
"That's right, Emperor, in our hearts, you are as great as the sun, it's their good fortune that those useless offspring can die at the hands of Tang Sanzang."
"A sow can give birth to a dozen piglets in one litter, our demon race's offspring are just worthless toys, hahahaha, Emperor, as long as you're happy, I can send you another dozen!"
"That's right, that's right, not to brag, I still have a hundred of those useless offspring at home."
Chu Hao's worldview shattered, looking at the Demon Alliance's experts before him with a complex expression, he said:
"But, aren't they the most powerful batch of offspring in the Demon Alliance?"
"Didn't you just say that this is the Demon Alliance's hope, the future of the demon race!"
"Just giving them up like this, isn't that inappropriate?"
The Demon Alliance's minor demon gods smiled obsequiously:
"Emperor, you are mistaken, whether the Demon Alliance has hope or not is just bragging, let alone for the future of the demon race!"
"Offspring are something that should be constantly replaced with new ones, the next one will be better!"
"That's right, that's right, constantly replaced with new ones, the next one will be better! Luck is also an indispensable part of growing into a strong person, if they die, blame them, what does it have to do with Emperor!"
"Yes, yes, yes, go back and make a few more, who isn't a skilled baby-making machine?"
"Emperor, please, those useless offspring, even stewing them into soup would be too stale."
The Demon Alliance's twelve demon gods showed the unique kindness of the demon race's elders before Chu Hao, just now they were looking resolute as if to say 'you killed my children, I want your dog life'.
Now they can't wait to tie them up and bring them before Chu Hao themselves.
Chu Hao's expression was extremely complex, his worldview refreshed, after a long while, Chu Hao shook his head and sighed with emotion:
"Demon Alliance, truly a case of filial piety and parental love."